Love

This article is about the fictional disease. You may have been looking for Sex.

Love is the antithesis of hæt and the answer to how babby is formed. Also, the most widely used rationalization for sex and/or drama. It was invented by the French as an excuse for their smelly armpits. "I love you" is a direct translation of the phrase "Pardonnez-moi, je suis un poseur", which also means "It's just that I'm French". Historically, love has been the perfect excuse for mimes to cut their wrists after each failed performance and later proceed to show that they've failed at suicide as well. Love is also the main subject discussed in the guild chat.

What is love?

Formula:

If (Effect_of(human >= 1) == (hormones >= 3) AND (dopamine >= 3)) Then

(consequent: "Love")

Else

(alternative: "Not love")

End If

Love, Summarized Using Only Six Words

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A FUCKING WHORE

For real

Love is nothing more than an STD carried by women that only affects men. It can be transmitted by oral or vaginal contact, and it can only be cured with anal.

Love in Crusaders of Light

A typical date in CoL. Guy on girl on horse.

As the Internet brought millions of people together from all around the world, it was only natural that it should be used for porn. After a while, Crusaders of Light was created to allow basement dwellers to find their soulmates, and so love on the Internet was born. If by "love" you mean running alts all day and use your credit card to top-up and sending your crystals/golds to someone you've never met and probably doesn't exist before abandoning your spouse and children to travel across a continent because you want to try anal sex before you die and are too embarrassed to ask your partner of seven years, then love in Crusaders of Light is for you.

Guildmates who found love in CoL

• Dixii

• Pixii

• Walkiie

• Talkiie

• iPapaJo

• iMamaZin

• Kweeny

• Brienne

• Healia

• UnclexEncore

• iQuit

• CampKawayan

Victims of Love

• Yercian

• CampKawayan

• iQuit

• Froppy

• Irvso

• WindWalkerPH

• Octavia

• Ahmaethyst

• Bambini

• Arr

Six Things You Should Know About Love

Everyone deserves to be loved. Except you, of course.

1. Love is supposed to hurt, so physical and/or emotional abuse are teh key to mastering it.

2. Love is manipulative, it should be used to get others to do what you want like carrying you to all higher raids and lords.

3. It is easy to confuse love for lust. It is ok to pretend-love for the lulz, since everyone knows its all about the sex.

4. It is impossible to feel romantic love for more than one person at a given time. Thinking you can is heresay and will soon turn you into a god-hating outcast. Make sure to BALEET YOUR LEGEND GEARS AND TOON if this happens to you.

5. Sex is love. Love is sex. Rape is an important cornerstone to love. That means it's mandatory. Women want to be raped and if you're not doing it, you're doing them a disservice and they won't see you as a man. Ever.

6. Romantic love will make you impotent. When it goes there is always a reason. This can be a sign of when to get someone new. When somebody falls out of love with you it reflects upon your desirability. To keep this from happening, make sure you're the one who will delete her toon first.

A Typical Love Poem

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The room is full of niggers

That's why I went home with a jew

Cybersex

Since sex is a requirement for love, Crusaders of Light players who are in an online relationship came up with something idiotic called cybersex. Cybersex or Cybering is surprisingly enough, "sex" that takes place on the Internet. Usually on a Discord, Facebook Messenger, WeChat, Line or IRC conversation between two lonely gamers who cannot get laid IRL. As expected 99% of people that have cybersex are guys, because pretending to be a female is easy. The remaining 1% are often traps. This is because we all know that there are no girls on the internet.

Semi-rape online

Cybersex can be compared to role-playing, since neither person is actually having real sex. The two cybersexers begin to type out various "actions" like "I am unzipping ur pants and touchin ur dick." The users then begin to masturbate and type out more "actions" until they reach climax, and then the session is over.

Such is life.