Risque: Ragnarofl

A shot from the CCTV footage during Ragnarofl

Back in September 2017, as Risque was formed and started winning in everything, it was prophesized that the guild's glory days will soon come to an end. Our great Elders refer to the event as the "Ragnarofl". The Ragnarofl will mark the end of the guild as the members will fight with each other until everyone will eventually GTFO.

Ragnarofl is a compound of ragna, the genitive plural of regin ("fate"), and rofl ("lulz which are simultaneous with a rolling motion about the floor").

Upon learning about the Ragnarofl, the scholars and historians of Moar Chill discord channel decided to create this website in preparation when the end arrives and make this a place where everyone can look back at the golden days of the guild, when drama was unlimited and noob tears flowed freely. It can now serve its purpose.

Predictions & Signs

Fallon arrives

The server merge was the first sign of the Ragnarofl. According to the Elders, these events signify the approach of Ragnarofl:

1. Risque will merge with another guild from a different server.

2. The death of Healia.

3. A player with Unwarranted Self-Importance syndrome that goes by the name Fallon, will join the guild and try to divide the members using her clam-smelling vagina.

4. God tier Virex goes to infinite vacation.

5. The awful Game of Thrones series will end.

Guild Event: Ragnarofl

On May 10, 2019, Risque officially disbanded. It didn't happen in a flash though. Like all dreadful things, Risque experienced a slow and painful death. It all started when Healia decided to quit again early this year, followed by another officer, Kween. Virex and Zinya partnered to continue the run and they were doing great with no signs of stopping until Virex went for a vacation and said, 'fuck it'. As of this writing, there are still no sign of Virex. If found, please contact your nearest police station. While Virex is gone, Zinya was given an IRL quest that hinders her from logging into the game.

On that one day that Zinya was out, all hell broke loose as members quarrelled endlessly in the guild chat. Like little kids before their teacher arrives, feelings were hurt and people decided to log out from the game due to the cancer that has been killing Risque for so long. This time, it was on its final stage and Risque is about to die.

Zinya logs back in

Zinya came back the next day only to find remains of the guild and a Virex that is nowhere to be found. She gathered the remaining survivors and gave out her final order as a Risque officer, "join XXX".

Note: XXX is a new guild formed by Risque and Vikings members.

Aftermath

The sun reappears on the Risque Website. The former Elders will sit down together, discuss their hidden lore, and talk over many things that had happened, including the events surrounding the Ragnarofl. In the waving grass, they will find the 'server first titles' that the guild owns, and gaze at them in wonder.

There will still be many halls to house the souls of the dead. According to the elder WEEED, another heaven exists south of and above Risque, called Discord; and this place will offer protection while Risque's fire burns Milura. According to Elder WEEED, after Ragnarofl, the best place of all will be Discord, a building fairer than the sun, roofed with gold, in the heaven. There, the gods will live at peace with themselves and each other. There will be Music Rooms, a hall called Chilling With Hoelia, where plenty of good drinks will be served ̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶g̶̶̶e̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶y̶̶̶o̶̶̶u̶̶̶ ̶̶̶d̶̶̶r̶̶̶u̶̶̶n̶̶̶k̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶H̶̶̶e̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶̶k̶̶̶ ̶̶̶y̶̶̶o̶̶̶u̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶3̶̶̶-̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶c̶̶̶h̶̶̶ ̶̶̶d̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶k̶̶̶ . And there will be #raburabu, an excellent hall made wholly of red gold, on nude pics. The souls of the e-sluts will live and entertain in these halls.

What to do

There is nothing to do, though buying a dog may help. Or stop playing COL.