Banned

Congratulations!

You’ve done something stupid. Perhaps you have pissed off other players; posted something that was prohibited in world chat or just acted fucking stupid. Or perhaps the GMs got bored again. You think that you’re invincible; NOTHING can stop you from having this much fun. Oh shit. Some faggot just saw what you did and reported you for abuse. And what happens? You were just banned. You are now unable to do what was fun, can’t clone anymore and can’t access servers that you used to prior to being banned. And even worse; you deserved it. Shame on you.

For a good couple of months, the speed hack is rampant in Windwhisper Survival. With the mountain of reports, NetEase decided to put appropriate actions against the speed haxx0rz. But they are too lazy to investigate so what they do? Create a lucky draw for players who will get temporary bans! You get a ban! You get a ban! Everyone gets a ban!

Banhammer

The banhammer, (historically referred to as B&jolnir) forged in the flames of Aerlol Island, is the ultimate weapon against the haxx0rz, hoes like Healia and all breeds of vandal. It should only be wielded by the righteous - its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from Trolldin to champion the causes of the meek.

Since the game was launched, it is weird that there are no reported GM sightings in Crusaders of Light. Usually, the GMs in the game are the holders of the powerful banhammer. But since they don't want to hire GMs, they decided to have the AI system of the game to randomly choose who will get banned.

The banhammer is also something you are going to get. Yay!

Permaban

The ultimate pwnage. To be perma-banned is to be permanently banned, usually from a guild server in Discord, an online game or some other access-restrictable resource on the internets. Permbans are virtual decapitations - you managed to do something so monumentally stupid that the GM decided to actually go to the trouble of making sure that you never, ever have access to the game server ever again. Pretty much like what they are doing to the Japan-based players. However, since everyone on the internet has a crack team of Chinese hooker-hackers, it's only a matter of time before players in Japan are able to access it again.

How to get banned:

• Clone

• Raid Exploits

• Bug everything

• DDOS NetEase servers

• Ask strangers for their nudes

People who experienced ban:

• Healia - Banned from posting in world chat for having a filthy mouth

• Xiamofengbe - Banned for asking girls their nudes

• AlexanderINA - Speed hack and soon, for cloning

• IsabellaSvea - Speed hack

• CampKawayan - Speed hack

• Yercian - Banned from the guild for generating too much drama

• Mdelf - Banned from the guild for having a small penis

Please Unban

Please Unban, or "Please, unban me!" is a commonly heard phrase in any online games. Once a player has been banned for faggotry, a flood of sadface and 'PLZ UNBANS' will cascade across a game moderator's screen.

"Please unban" is the most common sentence used in a ban appeal, and is 99.9% ineffective. Begging will get you nowhere, but ass kissing certainly will. Therefore, all NetEase game bans are indeed true permabans unless someone wants to purchase something in the game so the CEO of NetEase can get laid with an AIDS-infected male prostitute.