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Battle for the Relics

  • Writer: Hoedmin
    Hoedmin
  • Mar 12, 2019
  • 2 min read

Legolas greets you upon arrival

Battle for the Relics, also known as Battle for Trash Loot, is a Crusaders of Light in-game event. It is the favorite event of incapable, raging 16-year-olds where they actually experience PVP because the PVP system in the game is total crap. The event rewards are all trash essences and never gives out good drops. However, these idiots keeps on doing it, in fact, they invade other players' BOR just for the trash loot.


Mechanics:


1. Create a 5-man party and enter the event.

2. Professor X shows up and rambles about the golden chests that are on fire for no reason.

3. Professor X tells you that he left the fire extinguisher at some place nobody cares about.

4. He will then leave you and ask you to guard/defend the chests while he goes back to the X Mansion to retrieve the said extinguisher.

5. Wait for 10 hours.

6. When Professor X returns, open the chests.

7. Enjoy your trash loot you stupid fuck.


Drama


Battle for Trash Loot

The only good thing that comes out from Battle for the Relics is drama. For years, the event is the cause of drama in any guild. This happens when a party is in the event and their guildmates create a party of their own and invade the event, causing guildmates lose their trash loot as they have been attacked by their own. Victims then BAAWWW to the guild officers and even if the officers doesn't give a fuck, they will try to mediate until they figure out who to kick from the guild.


Invasion

During the early days of Risque, notable members like Irvso, Shyboi, JadMaximus and other members who were afflicted with stupidity, has been involved in BOR drama. These incidents still continues as leaders with a good heart prevented the progressive euthenization of stupid members, Gangbashin, Jaybe and a couple of internet tough guys continue to mess up guildmates' BOR. They have been kicked from the guild ever since, along with that privileged millennial satanist and butt-ugly retard, Fallon just for good measure.


 
 
 

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