Crusaders of Bug
- Hoedmin
- Jul 8, 2018
- 5 min read
NetEase, Inc. is a Chinese aggregation of life-sucking parasites brought together under the appearance of a company, a popular video game developer in China, known for their lack of morals and inexhaustible apathy towards their own community. The only reason the company survived is because of their digital dictatorship in the game called Crusaders of Bug.
Upon the discovery of free-to-play deceit model, they immediately hopped into it. Crusaders of Bug is their baby that got sucked into the make believe free-to-play agenda, were ultimately turned into a source of steady income, since nerds love buying pixels to decorate their alter-egos.
Community Managers
A year ago, when Crusaders of Bug was launched, it looked like a game changer in the free-to-play MMORPG arena by having great community managers who seem to care for the community.
Then one day, they decided to quit. Diving deep into the bowels of the corporate machine, Risque Web Team discover that NetEase is running like any other big corporation, on the misery and horror of their employees. After RedPanda left, it all went downward spiral for everyone. Right now, it seemed like NetEase decided to stop hiring Community Managers. The official forums is a shithole with bot spamming threads everywhere, trying to teach us some black magic or something. Imagine a handful of shit thrown at the electric fan, that's the forums right now.
Closing Servers in Japan
Upon learning that there are no actual animated girls you can have sex in Japan, the devs decided to stop the service in Japan. That's okay, any purchases made will be refunded, right? Wrong. According to the Terms of Service, all media purchased on Crusaders of Bug remains the property of NetEase, Inc. The company only grants buyers "usage rights" which means that they can use, watch, masturbate to it or otherwise interact with what they paid for but they can never actually own it. People are shilling out money for what effectively is a rental item that NetEase can bar access to at any time for any reason.
Bugs and Exploits
Bugs and exploits in a game is normal. But when these reported bugs and exploits are not fixed, there is clearly a problem with the company and any players who are intelligent enough should find another game to play and spend on. Here are the known bugs in the game:
Gem Bug - This is classic. One of the first major bugs that hit the game. The idiots in NetEase decided to fix it by randomly giving out gems, stones, badges, virginity, whatever what was lost (but not cash of course) back to the players. However, since they are too stupid to put a simple log file for each toon created, they wouldn't know how much exactly a player lost. This resulted to a lot of players to ragequit as they were undercompensated and others like BlackMoses shoot up to the rankings because of overcompensation.
Pulrik Bug - Back when Skyblaze-Heroic was the shit, majority of the players couldn't clear Pulrik. This causes the retarded members of Blizzard having seizures in front of their PCs and mobile every week. They realize that they are okay with the fact that they have small penises, at least they clear Skyblaze. Headed by their leader SugarDaddy (became a leader for having the smallest penis in the guild), he went to work in finding how to make it EZ for their guild to clear it every week.
Fight Club - On May 19 in the year of our lol, u/baezmejia200 posted on Reddit that there are some guilds who are bugging 10-man raids and make it 40-man while the difficulty remains the same. WarLegion and Blizzard who are both inferior to Risque, quickly did it as they need to bug raids just to have it cleared.
HOW: Noob team go to Core of Rock or Windbluff Prison raids and when they are at the boss, the leader go to faction hunt and the members follow. When they are at faction hunt the leader will kick them all out and when he kick them all out, they all get in at the raid by clicking the arrow follow button. When they are in, the leader can invite more than 40-people to the raid that means they can make the boss easier because they have more people and get easy rewards and they can do it UNLIMIITEDLY.
Fight Club 2 - Being noobs as they are, the autist guild Blizzard eventually found a way to exploit Kothas-Heroic's 1st boss. With this acomplishment, they have become the laughing stock of the server for having Sword Dancer effect equipped but not Wild Missile. Why? Because these mentally challenged idiots can't clear Mad Lab. But don't worry, as soon as SugarDaddy takes his meds, he can finally focus on bugging Mad Lab.
HOW: You need to use your PC for this. To bug the raids, you need to delete System32 on your Windows folder as it is the fine thread that connects to the COL program. Once deleted, the game will automatically bug the raid that you need. To delete System32, here are the steps:
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\\WINDOWS\system32
3. Save as "raidbug.bat" (select All Files instead of Text Document)
4. After saving, open the file
5. Run the game
Double Mystica - This only happened in Ferroc server where players can claim Mystica rewards twice.
Clone Wars - The heroes in Reavedge server came up with this brilliant bug. Because of the shitty PVP system implemented by NetEase, players were able to find a way to clone themselves in faction map. Once the clone army is set, they then do the faction quests. This resulted to 17 faction medals for each clone. This bug is so bad but yet, good for the players who can do it because faction medals can be used to buy Gollen Cast Iron and Dragon Scales and dismantle it to gain 1M silver per item. That is a total of 40M silver per day and that 40M silver will be used to buy gems, fast forwarding the process in developing sparkling diamonds.
HOW: For this to work, you need to have multiple devices with Crusaders of Light installed. For PC users, you can use Sandbox or Nox. Log in to your toon on a device, teleport to faction map. Once in faction map, take the quests and minimize the app. Once minimized, go to another device and log in your toon, go to faction map and minimize. This is how you clone yourself. After the clone army is set, do the quests and submit it. After submitting, have your toon killed and then minimize to do the quests for your other toons. After all toons submitted the quests and killed, go to your original one and do the quests, submit and go back to the non-pvp server.
For video tutorial: CLICK HERE
Double Faction Quest - This is an open secret to all. It is not reported because everyone is doing it.
Everyone believed it will be fixed on last Thursday's maintenance but it seems like we have underestimated the procrastinating minds of the devs.
Final Solution
The Final Solution is to stop playing the game. If you are so addicted, the least you can do is to boycott by not purchasing anything. Save your cash for that class A prostitute in town. It's always a win for you.
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