Featured Member: Drunkizzle

Drunkizzle (formerly known as warizzle), sometimes known as ‘oppa’, is another top warrior from Risque. Aside from being a top player in the game, Drunkizzle is also top in the guild’s Handsome Charts or Not True Chart, as called by the bitter uglies in the guild.

He spend most of his time getting drunk and play Crusaders of Light while naked. With this, the moron, BarryManaLow started calling him Drunkizzle and for some strange reason, warizzle liked it and decided to change his name permanently.

Drunkizzle is a South Korean student who grew up in California, USA. This is probably due to the drama back in the 1950s between Good Korea (South) and Best Korea (North) when war broke out due to the lack of good Starcraft servers.

As a kid, his pastimes include, math, Starcraft, more math, and studying English to purge himself of his mother tongue. When he is offline, he spend most of his time with his girlfriend going to costume parties and bathe themselves in soju.

Because Drunkizzle is such a role model, the Risque Web Team has made a list for you fat virgin nerds that wants to become a winner like Drunkizzle. Here is the list of THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN WHEN/WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK:

1. You will receive a blowjob.

2. You will give a blowjob, and secretly love it, you closeted fuck.

3. You will be arrested the next day, unaware that your friend’s decapitated body is still in your truck.

4. Fucking an ugly girl or, preferably, a jar of mayonnaise. Almost always though, it turns into more than one.

5. Enjoy the blessings of homelessness.

6. Rape

You’re welcome fam.

What is your occupation?

I work as a English teacher at an academy in Seoul Korea

What do you do if you are not playing CoL?

When I’m not playing COL I’m a) drinking b) at work c) a combination of the two hahahaha

What random things do you like?

Random things i like. Sex? That shouldn’t be random. Very fragrant flowers? Lilies especially. Paintballing. German shepherds.

When did you start playing CoL?

I started playing CoL in August I believe. I was playing Dungeon Hunter, then got bored and I’ve always been interested in MMO’s

Why did you decide to join Risque guild?

Well actually when I made my first character I did the auto join feature. I got accepted by Legendary guild, which eventually turned into Chicken Nuggets. I then asked Percy and he told me that we merged with Risque. So i’ve been here ever since. This guild has brought me up from 0 to hero

What is your favorite warrior skill?

My favorite Warrior skill… hmh. I would have to say Gladiator Heart. It’s saved my butt so many times, plus people can’t really hit me when I activate it. It’s the heart of me

Shoutout to your friends and guildies.

SHOUTOUTS! Well we’ve come a long way. PUTANGINAMO to all my Filipinos out there (Healia, Kween, Google, Brienne, Calosso, Barry) sorry if i missed you. Ahnyueng to Virex and Happy! ahaha. or should I say Ohio to Virex? We’ve come a long way in this guild and I am very proud to be part of this happy, rainbow colored family