Featured Member: GanjaZinzin

GanjaZinzin or famously known as Zinya is a british woman who is currently living somewhere nobody gives shit about. She is one of the VanguardS refugees who quickly went up the ranks in Risque because of her leadership skills. She takes care of guild hunts to feed the whiny brats in Risque (who demands a ruler then go afk) and also helps Kween in reruns for the pawns (YOU) in the guild.

Zinya is also part of the Ganja family, a group of nerds who think ganja is cool but not really stoners. Although most of the time she is nice and pleasant, Zinya always commit mass murder and genocide in faction map against the Shadow faction, guildies included. Most of the time in faction quests, nobody really likes to party with girls because it is just hazardous work due to their princess mentality and endless list of entitlements such as letting them get the shining crystal ore first. But not Zinya. She shoots her arrows at anyone with a red name and won’t stop until she kills you.

One of the surprising things about Zinya is that even if the british is universally known as having rotten teeth and terrible smell, she actually has a very nice teeth and smells wonderful like a zinnia. It is important to note that whenever she says “I will be afk” or “I am gonna go out and enjoy the sun”, it actually means “I am gonna go to a pub”.

A bonus British fun fact: Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody refugees before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak cocaine up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking, they will make their way to the loo that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in months, and three urinals at which men will hock loogies (gob as they say) and spit it on the floor or the wall in front of them. They’ll return to their festivities, after not washing their hands of course. All this in an effort to make the make-up caked British sluts that totter around the streets just vaguely fuckable. Then everyone wakes up with a hangover to another dreary morning while watching the day’s weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism and then the cycle starts again. God save the queen.

Where are you from?

UK

What is your occupation?

Permanent Holiday

What do you do when you are not playing CoL?

Shopping Swimming Listening to Indian music and Watching movies

What random things do you like?

Nothing random. I’m very particular and choosy haha

When did you start playing CoL?

August 2016

How did you come up with your in-game name?

Zinia is one of my favourite flowers but had to use variation on spelling cos I made a char and deleted it called Zinia

Why did you decide to join Risque guild?

Would you join WL??

What is your favorite ranger skill?

Tempest Shit for pvp or Razor Wind

Shoutout to your friends and guildies

Hi All…well what can I say? It was hard leaving Vanguards because Jo and i formed that guild. However we were both warmly welcomed by Risque and have not looked back. A huge thanks to Healia Babe for that!! He took us to all team raids and trained us up. Truly grateful for that. As for the rest its been a great laugh so far. Some really funny people haha. Thank you! I need to learn Tagalog though so I can join in on all the dirty jokes hahaha. HELP ME!! Big thanks to Waifu and Mother too. Mother thank you for your tips on sky rerun but let me skip boss 3 hahaha still hate that boss. All in all its been a really fun experience at Risque…thank you all so much for all your help . Love you all