Featured Member: Irvso

Irvso is liek t0t4lly hawt ‘n sexzyy Risque bachelor who successfully fucked millions of cunts including your mom since he hit 25k dps. He is hated by many in Sardar server because he get mad pussy. Armed with standard pick up lines that seems to wreck a girl’s bones, he thinks he can surpass WICKED’s 40k dps anytime soon, which is horrifically inaccurate to say the least.

As one of the members of Risque’s most sought-after bachelors called One Erection, he keeps the group in check, making sure the members always have a chick on the side whenever they are logged in. It is also important to note that Irvso is the right hand of One Erection leader, FROP.

An OP ranger who somehow remains the wet dream of 12-year-old girls across the server, he is following the prescribed formula of using drugs and alcohol, being busted for phone sex, and general douchebaggery to maintain his membership to the exclusive group of sex-starved players of Crusaders of Light.

But he is not just that. Irvso maintains his reputation in the guild as a helper because HE IS NOT PART OF THE MAIN TEAM. Regardless of character rating, he will not have 2nd thoughts to help a guildmate. Sometimes, he also carry guildmates to help them get an achievement or a title. Did we also mention that HE IS NOT PART OF THE MAIN TEAM? Oh, okay.

Based on his Discord profile picture, Irvso is a human embodiment of refined taste in the fine life, food, drinks, women and living. If not in game, he spends his time on Discord, chatting the ladies and having unsafe cyber sex. Lucky for us, the Risque Discord admins leaked his private chat logs and is now declassified. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the true use of Discord!

(To protect the identity of the girl, we will rename her to SexyKarla17)

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:34 PM Wanna cyber?

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:35 PM K, but don’t tell anybody

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:36 PM Who are you?

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:36 PM I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot And I have a part time job delivering for Pizza Hut

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:36 PM You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:36 PM Maybe some other time. You should call up Pizza Hut and make an order

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:36 PM Haha! OK Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:37 PM Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Pizza Hut, how may I help you”, then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:37 PM I want everything, baby!

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:37 PM is this a delivery?

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:40 PM Umm…Yes so you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone… and I think I’ll take a shower…

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 8:54 PM I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!

Irvso – Yesterday at 8:54 PM i cant hurry good pizza… im on my way tho

Irvso – Yesterday at 9:01 PM im at your house now. I knock but you can’t hear me cause you’re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. are you ready to get nasty baby? im hot as a pizza oven

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 9:02 PM ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I’m all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Irvso – Yesterday at 9:02 PM So you’re still in the bathroom?

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 9:02 PM Yeah, I’m wrapping a towel around myself.

Irvso – Yesterday at 9:03 PM I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

SexyKarla17 – Yesterday at 9:04 PM What the fuck? You perverted piece of shit fuck!

Irvso – Yesterday at 9:04 PM you like that baby?

ClydeBOT – Yesterday at 9:04 PM Your message could not be delivered because you don’t share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient. Only you can see this — delete this message.

Where are you from?

I’m from Philippines

What is your occupation?

I’m a mining engineer. But currently here in Philippines, there are a lot of environmentalists who’s anti-mining that’s why I’m now working in our family business

What do you do when you are not playing CoL?

I usually play basketball, do some circuit trainings, and hit the gym

What random things do you like?

I like playing basketball, watching movies, playing online games together, and bonding with friends

When did you start playing CoL?

I checked the sign-in achievement to know when i started playing CoL and it’s 149 days when i answered this question haha soo 5 months

How did you come up with your in-game name?

I came up with my in-game name because this is what my ex-girlfriend call me when we first met, it sounds weird but i don’t know what does it mean too.

What is your favorite ranger skill?

Relentless!!

Why did you decide to join Risque guild?

I decided to join risque guild to explore more of this game. That’s because i see that there’s a big future in this guild with all the dedication of the officers and hardwork to achieve to be the very best. Shoutout to Healia, Kween, MotherViVi, Izzle, Brienne, and a lot more thank you for all the effort guys.

Shoutout to your friends and guildies

Shoutout to Healia, Kween, MotherViVi, Izzle, Brienne, Caithe, Zhea, and a lot more thank you for all the effort guys.