Featured Member: LadyTriza

LadyTriza is a veteran member of Risque who has been grinding quietly as the guild continued to grow. He never demands to be taken to a raid and is not comfortable when he is being “carried” to one. A loyal servant to our lord and savior Healia, he has proven her worth just by remaining drama-free.

Unlike most normal gaymers who are full of themselves and thinks that the iPhone is a gayming platform, LadyTriza is has been a gaymer since he was 5-years old. He started his gayming career with the NES, a system made by Nintendo about 100 years ago. Aside from learning how to blow NES cartridges, he also developed the love for video gaymes. Before Crusaders of Light, he played League of Legends, a time-wasting simulator of the “Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides” (A.S.S.F.A.G.G.O.T.S.) genre.

A ranger with a solid gameplay, LadyTriza is hitting 18k dps on a normal day, 20k if listening to Eye of the Tiger. Don’t sleep on him when it comes to PVP. LadyTriza will not hesitate to gank your ass when you go aggro. His arrows are like festering anal warts that will haunt you to your grave. However, he can not be labeled as a normal or hardcore gaymer because when he is offline, he actually contributes to society. To help you determine the kind of gaymer you are, we at Risque Web Team are here to help you differentiate the types of gaymers.

• Fanboys – Spends a very long time drooling over blockbuster gaymes no one will care about in three years. They will also engayge in internet debates defending “their” console like a person who does not get laid arguing over condoms.

• Video Gayme Critic – Gaymers who have refused to leave their basement of dwelling, nor have they developed a decent enough skill for competition. So instead, they post videos of themselves swearing at 20 year old gaymes in a desperate attempt to be accepted by their other equally socially-retarded peers.

• TourneyFag – A basement-dweller who has somehow managed to lose enough weight to leave their parents house and turn up at video gayme tournaments. They are commonly noticeable by their ill-concealed lack of conversation skills and aspie-like whining at anything they consider unbalanced or unfair in a video gayme (a lot of Risque members are like this but too noob to play in a tourney), and won’t stop bitching until they get their own way, or their parents pick them up to go home.

• “True Gaymer” – A term for a faux inclusive shitbag who puts his hobby and ego on an imaginary shelf of self worth and should be avoided like the plague. True Gaymers are self-entitled, ego-inflated cockasses who love to judge and will judge based on what you play and what you do as a human being. If you are ever confronted with one, beat them up and tell them to fuck off.

Now you know, fam.

We would like to take this opportunity to greet everyone a happy new year!