Featured Member: SHINRA

SHINRA is a Japanophilic who spends his life playing Crusaders of Light and watching animes. Not only that does he appear to the normal discerning eye to be completely fucking confused as to what his nationality is, even his friends and family can’t help but notice of how he REALLY is convinced that he’s Japanese.

His name was originally SHINLA but because the Japanese alphabet does not have a sound for “L” and must therefore substitute it with “ada”, the result is what sounds to normal people like “R”. This language is called Engrish and was born when the first Japanese moved to the USA. It is mostly used by Japanophiles like SHINRA who are too retarded to learn a real language. Here is an example:

English: “I love the normal people.” Engrish: “I rove the normar peoperu.”

If not found in Survival event or Aldor arena, SHINRA can be seen exploring the map, looking for his lost Noctisidious Set gear. One of the best PVP players in the guild, SHINRA remains an asset in the guild especially during Guild Battlefield events, as his presence meant that epic win is to be expected and will be experienced on a level never seen before.

He also wishes to be a J-Pop idol, but due to his lack of talent, substance, a soul or Japanese blood, we can thank sweet merciful fuck that THAT will never happen.

Where are you from?

I live in Cagayan de oro city, Philippines

What is your occupation?

i’m working on XGH

What do you do when you are not playing CoL?

watching anime and reading manga’s

What random things do you like?

noctisidious set

When did you start playing CoL?

i started playing Col on june or july

Why did you decide to join Risque guild?

i just recruited by my friend Apocalypes

What is your favorite warrior skill?

Death gaze and deadly forge

Shoutout to your friends and guildies

im sorry to everyone and thank you barry

Note: Upon this writing, SHINRA changed his name to Rinvay and has decided to quit and look for another game to play. We will surely miss  your neighbor’s noisy rooster in the background while doing raids. Your magical giggles still echoes through our Discord server’s hallowed halls to this very day. You always felt useless but you were not. Thank you for your contributions to the guild, brother.

Bye Shin, it was good while it lasted.