Featured Members: Dixii + Pixii

For this week, we have our first featured couple in the website and it is no other than Dixii and Pixii or famously known as DixPix!

Pixii (formerly known as Meij) has been a Risque member for ages. She once lived a happy game life together with her guildies and enjoying the dramas in the guild together, laughing at those who are involved. One of the guild’s high DPS, she was a part of the Skyblaze heroic expedition team. But it all changed when she met the womanizer, Dixii.

Dixii (formerly known as Stark) is a former leader of the now defunct VanguardS guild. As soon as he step foot in the guild, he immediately went into his predator mode, scrambling to check who are the girls in the guild. Then poor Pixii caught his eye and got targeted. Finally won Pixii’s heart, he decided to snatch Pixii from her friends and now no one can speak to poor Pixii. Will we see her smile again? Hear her laugh again?

It is important to note that Dixii has achieved what Irvso has been trying to do since day 1, get a girlfriend.

Kidding aside, the guild is always happy to see their love bloom. Together they help with the re-runs and most often, Dixii lead reruns as well. Of course, leading is not easy but Pixii is there to support his man every time which make the partnership a fruitful one. However, for the heartrob Dixii, though he may be happy now, he will eventually be put in The Program.

The Program has four phases:

Phase 1 – You Have No Friends

Your woman will isolate you socially. Men who permit their wives to organise their social calendar are setting themselves up for this. Within a short space of time, the only people you will see outside work will be her friends, her family. People who you don’t like, don’t want to spend time with. The warning sign is when she begins to schedule things that conflict with your regular nights with the boys, or the Skyblaze heroic raid, and turns on the waterworks when you won’t cancel. Or when she simply starts bitching incessantly about those losers you hang out with, like Irvso or BarryManaLow. She will be especially keen to isolate you from single guys. The married guys are well under the thumb and not as much of a problem.

Phase 2 – You Have No Money

Your woman will take extraordinary amounts of care and attention to see to it that you never, ever have any spare cash. If you put $20 in the car ashtray, she will find it and spend it. She will make certain to spend more than you make, to keep you continuously in debt.

Why? Because a man with $100 in his pocket is a man with options. He can go out, he can rent a shitty hotel room for a night. A man with no money can only either be at work or at home. And home is where your woman wants you. Why? For phase 3.

Phase 3 – You Get No Rest

With you safely at home, your woman will see to it that you never, ever relax. She will give you a continuous dribble of annoying, time-consuming little jobs and check up on you to make sure you do them. Possibly around the home, or maybe car trips and shopping. But you will never, ever get a moment to yourself. If she catches you sitting in a chair, just chilling for 30 seconds, then it’s bitch time.

Final Phase – You Get No Sleep

The final phase is straight out of the CIA torture handbook. Sleep deprivation. This is the money shot, this is the bit that all the other phases were preparing for.

To set this up, your woman must be better rested than you. To accomplish this she will quit her job so that she can sleep all day. She will plead housework, but housework takes half an hour a day (as any single guy knows). As soon as you are out the door in the morning, she will head back to bed and sleep till midday.

Then she will see to it that you never get a full night’s rest. She will fight until 3am. She will nag. She will nag. She will shake you awake out of your deep sleep phase and scream at you while you are disoriented. She will fake jealousy – wake you and say “You had a hard-on, who were you dreaming about?”, and start crying.

Rule #1 that you will live by is: if she is awake, you are not allowed to be asleep. Bad enough trying to sleep on someone else’s schedule, but remember: she gets a solid 9 hours while you are at work and only gets 3 hours of sleep. Maybe you can sleep somewhere else? Ha – go back and re-read Phases 1 and 2. Because you have no money and no friends, the only place in the world you are permitted to be that isn’t work is home.

She will win. After two, three, four, sweet Jesus five or six days of this, you will agree to anything, anything at all, if you can just get some fucking sleep.

The Program works. It always works. They use it at camp X-ray, they use it in hellholes they won’t even admit that they run. They do it to terrorists, to spies, to political enemies. And women use it on the men they are in a relationship with. It breaks men reliably. Stronger men than you have been reduced to shells by it.

The real winner here is you; the single, fat, virgin nerd who frequents BustyAsians.com. So keep playing Crusaders of Light because interacting with a chick is lame and is a recipe for disaster. If you are in a relationship, get out. Get out now.

Where are you guys from?

Ph

When did you guys hook up?

December 2017

How many months are you officially as a couple?

2 months

Are you guys planning to meet up soon?

Yes, by July 2018, we’ll be spending 5 days in Manila together and to celebrate her birthday as well.

Is the relationship only online or irl as well?

In real life, ofcourse.

How did you spend your Valentine’s Day?

Everyday is Valentine’s day