Guild Battle Victory

So many have tried and so many have failed. For many months, WarLegion ruled the server with brute force, recruiting strong players and ran the land like a muscled varsity player in high school.

How It Started

Sometime this month, WarLegion members realized they had nothing better to do than get their collective panties in a twist and started invading Risque’s guild hunts. And because Risque members feel inferior, nothing was said. They did not utter any words and just continue doing guild hunts. BlackMoses, a ranked 2 mystic overall, has been trashing Risque members and talking shit at faction map too.

The resulting actions have snowballed into a competitive underdog mentality, which finally became a covert plan to patiently wait for the time that Risque and Warlegion go head to head in a formal Guild Battle, as what virgin nerds would usually do.

D-Day

November 23, 2017, Thursday. The guild members were relaxed, probably have accepted defeat and just continue to move on. However, in that same morning, Risque’s resident idiot, BarryManaLow learned that the guild will be fighting WarLegion later that night. Because he is petty and has no life, BarryManaLow decided to message Healia and forced him to draft a battle plan and decide who goes to fight for the 5 v 5 battle.

Healia and WEEED quickly made a strategy and after a few hours, they were able to sap the sentries and set up the bomb.

5 Versus 5

During the battle, Brienne’s team was able to defeat the diseased talking uterus named BlackMoses, with Gale, killing them one by one, dancing his way into the arena like a fairy on a tutu with a fucking shotgun. This win was so important because it ignited the brain dead guild members. For once, not only BarryManalow believed it can be done. For once, the guild members felt the need to clap back. The 5 versus 5 battle ended in a draw. Two wins for Risque and two wins for WarLegion.

The Hivemind

Hivemind (or collective consciousness) is the belief that the values and opinions of the group (or “hive”) are greater than the values or opinions of the individual. Risque works as a group. Whatever raid or quest it is, it is always done in groups. Unless you are doing the Goods Delivery quest, because you are too fat for the dragon to carry an extra person.

Moments after 5 versus 5 ended, Risque members, who are now itching to get their slice from the WarLegion pie, quickly formed groups of ten. Unknown to WarLegion this time, Risque has achieved hivemind status, learning to simultaneously jack off together in perfect harmony.

Early on, WarLegion was ahead of points and looked poise to win it all again. But Risque have them where they want them. Risque knew they can’t go head to head with WarLegion in terms of strength, so they decided to use their best weapon, their library of dick pics their intelligence. Since most WarLegion members are a bunch of button smashing idiots who only know how to play Metal Slug 2, a group of Risque ninjas were secretly stealing flags and getting points from WarLegion.

Cumming with the force of a thousand suns, Risque was able to score an upset with a 6 point lead.

Breaking the World Chat

"Don't forget you're still a tier 2 guild" - BlackMoses

Moments after victory was achieved, World Chart broke. With MonkeySafar firing the laz0rz with “WarLegion is gone wooohoo” statement, Risque resident bad boy, Filipino flip-top champion, GoogleTricks immediately jumped into it. Feelings were obviously hurt and BlackMoses, who has been talking trash, found himself on the other side of the coin. Unable to control the burn, he started fighting back, releasing some poorly written comebacks which everyone considered funny due to corny. Seeing that BlackMoses has completely gone apeshit, an anonymous player went maximum overtroll and decided to log in a player named BlackMossis. Lulz were had as BlackMoses now has evolved into an internet tough guy, threatening Risque members in the game with murder. This is why you never go full retard.

Make no mistake, WarLegion is still the strongest guild in the server when it comes to ratings. But let this win be an example to all guilds to continue thriving, continue to work together and continue to knock on the top guild’s door, because someday, with the right people, you may be able to kick the door down and claim the throne.