Guild Drama

If Crusaders of Light is where the scum of the earth gathers, Risque is where their manure aggregates. When God gets tired of Risque talking about dicks, He blesses the guild with drama. For when drama happens, Risque members—being the diligent, consientious, upright e-citizens they are—always stop whatever they are doing to give the drama undivided attention.

Drama is what fuels Risque. It is also the root of all problems in the guild. It is a dangerous phenomenon that occurs when the foundations of Risque have been shaken to the core by an unanticipated event. The effects of this can vary from a simple quarrel to outright panic among the guild chat or world chat.

Risque treats drama like a soap TV show. Each new drama gets a new season. It is even better than TV.

Here is a complete list of Risque's drama archived in IMDb:

Two Face (10 episodes)

A carefree mystic dps meets a healer and started to wrestle with the idea of hooking up with a hot gamer girl.

Cast: BarryManaLow, IamNurse, Kween, GoogleTricks

"Hilariously stupid!" - NY Times

The Life of Yercian (10 episodes)

A top guild healer that was left out of a single raid and got shut down by a girl ranger at the same time.

Cast: Yercian, Healia, Ocel15, Calosso, BarryManaLow

"Delicious gamer tears" - IMDb

JadMaximus and the Battle of Relics (OVA)

A warrior and his team went out for Battle of Relics and a fellow guild member invaded.

Cast: JadMaximus, Shyboi, Irvso

"Violent depiction of a risky invasion. A lot of tears are shed." - Newsweek

Fifty Shades of Daewon (30 episodes)

Daewon, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Kween, and she to him.

Cast: Daewon, Kween, YaPhZtS, Blackoutz

"The most breezy story ever to grace the game." - NetEase

The Girl on Discord (64 episodes)

Boy meets girl who's already met all sorts of boys in this romantic comedy. Ayanami is a straight-laced and highly ambitious warrior tank who plans to go to the top of the rankings. Ayanami is obsessed with guild runs and has a hard time relaxing and having fun. But he finds himself a bit less focused on his future career as a tank when Paciana, a Spanish-Filipina, decided to speak on Discord. Paciana is playful, spontaneous, and doesn't always remember to draw her shades, and before long Ayanami is head over heels in love. She then soon finds herself taken with Ayanami as well, but their relationship takes an unusual turn when he discovers that Paciana is everybody's girlfriend.

Cast: Ayanami, Paciana, xZethLeex, Froppy, Irvso, Foolitzer, Veygah, BarryManaLow, Seif, Calosso, Melakai, Brienne, Spaggy, Prosperus, your dad, your uncle, your cousin, your brother, the cashier in 7-Eleven, a brown dog, etc.

"No one is spared" - Brazzerz

Faction Adventure (OVA)

JustGTFO was mining his crystals peacefully in faction map until a guildie decided to gank him until his ass was swollen resulting to half of the guild transferring to WarLegion.

Cast: JustGTFO, Kimozzi

"Girl drama at its finest!" - The Straits Times

The Main Team (pre-production, cancelled due to budget cuts)

A guild member's meltdown upon learning he is not part of the imaginary main team.

Cast: Irvso as himself, Irvso as Main Team

"/facepalm" - TMZ

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (3 episodes)

A former leader of MalaySinga joined Risque. It is a horror story of Nil, a girl who seems normal until her demonic power of greediness is unleashed during a raid auction.

Cast: Nil, Kween, Healia, Virex

"Que horror!" - Shin Min Daily News

Honey, I Shrunk The Dick (OVA)

A guild member was feeling confident and decided to send a dick pic to the officers in hopes to get into raids.

Cast: SirTanki, DeMagi

"It is only a SMALL problem." - Newsday

Honey, I Blew Up The Dick (OVA)

The continuation of the dramatic comedy, Honey, I Shrunk The Dick, it follows the life of NextGen, who sent a picture of his godly 12-inch dick to the officers and decided to send it to everyone with no regards for human life.

Cast: NextGen, Healia, Virex, Kween, Ocel15, YOU

"A different breed of water snake has been discovered." - National Geographic

Notice Me Senpai (TV Special)

A hectic day for everyone in the guild. Kween logged in and never gets a reply from everyone she messaged. She left the guild in hopes to get everyone's attention.

Cast: Kween, Virex, Healia, BarryManaLow

"Instant classic!" - Reader's Digest

RESPONSES TO DRAMA

Being able to survive a lot of dramathons, the Risque Web Team learned the guild members' usual responses to drama.

Threat of Retirement - A common (and possibly terrorist) way of coming to terms is for one to threat the guild of quitting the game.

Transferring to WarLegion - A popular way to not deal with drama is to leave the guild and transfer to the next best thing, WarLegion. In fact, the population of WarLegion as of this writing is mostly from Risque.

...and nothing of value was lost.

More Drama - It is common knowledge that the only cure to drama is to make the situation worse. Like fighting fire with fire until all eyebrows are burned, adding more drama is the only way to fix the situation.