NOYPI vs Cloners

NOYPI members meet up!

In this clone era, there are a couple of servers who are able to do the trick. One of the servers is Sardar Highlands. In the said server, there is only one guild who can do it and that's Risque and another player named ChOnz from VietNam guild.

You'll do nothin'

The thing is, Risque runs the server and they are masters of the art of not giving a fuck. Hence, you will see Risque cloners who leave behind clones in the various PVP map. Upon seeing this, NOYPI decided to lash out their frustration in the world chat.

What is NOYPI?

NOYPI members every Sunday

NOYPI is a guild that started in the early days of the server. NOYPI is a jumbled word from 'Pinoy', a name used for the apes that lives in the Philippines. They became a famous guild due to their butthurt personalities, attention whoring in world chat and of course, monkey pride. They really don't have an achievement as a guild.

DeathSquadPH > NOYPI, all day, the next day and next week.

The Republic of the Failippines

The US takeover in 1898 opened a golden age of sex tourism and pedophilia

Also known as Pedo Heaven, Nannyland, Loli Land or the Mexico Of Asia is a nation of some 9,001 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos (aka Flips or Pinoys) are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for gold diggers and pedophilia, as well as for a few Azn "Al Qaeda" wannabes who have "taken over" some small villages on one of the islands.

It is not a surprise why these NOYPI members are loud and whiny. One man tried to fix them back in 1972 by declaring Martial Lol in an effort to stop the nation from bitching always. But he failed as there are too many of these kind of idiots.

Peenoise

Filipinos are so alienated to technology that entrusting them of using it would result in a catastrophic level. In the internet, they become Peenoise, which is 90% of the citizens with internet access. These netizens started crowding the internet pipes (especially Facebook) when major telecommunications companies in the country decided to give them FREE DATA or FREE FACEBOOK promos. It is much like how monkeys are sent into space, these guys were given computers and internet for the lulz.

On our way to steal your bae

A typical peenoise in COL can be identified by the following traits:

• Inquiring upon everyone they meet, "do u have facebook?"

• Overusing ":)" faces, especially when there is absolutely nothing to smile about. Or basically, emoticons EVERYWHERE. :)

• Ending sentences with either "...." or "!"! ...:)

• Using the words "asddsa" or "wew" for no apparent reason. :)

• And most disturbingly... for typing strings of manic laughter... hahahahaha! hehehehe.... :)

• Starting drama in world chat

NOYPI's Final Solution

There is no Final Solution. Why all the rage? It is because there are NOYPI members who have been asking how to do it and when they couldn't get the information they need, they go crying all over the world chat. We're sorry you are too poor to have multiple devices. By the way, go charge your Cherry Mobile guys, reset is near and we are about to do dailies.

PS: Risque never asked other servers how to do it. They simply did it by ANALyzing and doing trial and error. But NOYPI have shit for brains so...