Pulrik is Dead!

After weeks of screaming at their pc monitors, and crying oneself to sleep, the so-called Pulrik Team have finally killed Pulrik and cleared Skyblaze Village – Heroic.

The night started with spam calls to Healia, as our lord and savior was asleep due to the constraints from eating too much whoreos. After failing to wake him up, a careful decision process involving secret ritualized circle jerking happened and the team decided to go ahead and start the raid, leaving poor Healia behind. (Kween was the sole healer of the group. Madskillz.)

Aside from attaining a longer e-penis, delusions of grandeur and internet tough guy syndrome, the team are able to open up the quests to level 55 for the whole server after clearing the raid. So make sure to thank them, as this is all they have in their sad, empty lives.

This Risque feat was achieved with the special participation of Keldon and BlackMoses, both of which are from WarLegion guild.

Now that the operation has ended, the team can now tend to the finer things like generating guild drama, fliptop battle in world chat and most of all, asking strangers for dick pics.

Congratulations to Risque and WarLegion!

*note: E-Penis is the virtual power of someone in a game.