Risque Turns 1!

September is a very special month for Risque. This is because it is the birthday month of the most lewd guild in the game! On September 13, on the year of our Lol, Risque will celebrate its 1 year anniversary! And because your overlords are merciful, they have decided that it will be a month-long celebration until everyone will have explosive diarrhea from eating too much caek.

Risque's birthday is also an annual reminder of how lonely you are. But hey, at least you are in the class rankings, right?

The Party

The Risque birthday party is the quickest growing party in Crusaders of Light, with an RSVP number of well over 9000. It will take a large amount of food to feed all of the attendees, so it is encouraged that you bring a bag of chips along with you to the party. It is said that this shall be the largest house party of all time because Australia is for dick mongers.

It will be held at Healia's house somewhere in Australia. Should Healia be caught up in serious business, he has left instructions to start a block party without him.

Transportation is being arranged by God himself, as this party shall be of biblical proportions, so make sure you're attending by September 13th for travel arrangements.

The Guests

It has now been confirmed that Justin Bieber, Ringo Starr, Xzibit and Lady GaGa will all be making an appearance! Justin and GaGa will be singing a duet and making sandwiches! $5 cover, BYOB! This party has been becoming exponentially more awesome.

Events

Since this is a month-long celebration, the officers are cooking up activities that the guild can enjoy. This will be better than NetEase events as the Risque prizes includes Lucky Tickets, Golds, an 8 oz. bottle of semen from a 14-year old and a jar of kimchi, yay!

The events are composed of (but not limited to) Finding Virex, Guild Lotto and regular podcast interviews of the officers and live storytime via BarryKelevra's live stream!

Congratulations and more power, Risque! Cheers!