Risque x Trinity

GOT STEROIDS?

After the recent server merge, it is no surprise that Risque will find another guild to elope with. There were a couple of guilds that were candidates but like how Healia picks his men, he settled for the rough and unsanitized guild called Trinity. The reason why Risque officers approved a merge with Trinity is because the members are allegedly active in Bodybuilding, a homoerotic beauty pageant where walking drug stores in thongs flex their shedded glutes for a bunch of closeted fags.

It would have been Vikings though but we have learned that they are too gay to function.

Trinity as a Guild

As a guild, the members are as manly as their guild name. Trinity members are very sexy, if you find fugly veins, tiny penises, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. Stupid to start with, these bodybuilders add to their natural retardation by taking steroids, insulin, human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it.

The guild consists of approximately 80 members with players from all over Asia. However, most of their members are from the United States of Australia.

Aussie Oi Oi Oi!

A detailed map of Asstralia

It is safe to say that Trinity is an Asstralian guild. Asstralians take great pride in their cultural diversity through such large gatherings as "The Sydney Race Riots" and legislation such as "The White Australia Policy", which luminously highlight the country's warm fuzzy feelings for coloured people. It was not long ago that famed racism ambassador Pauline Hanson, a.k.a. Hitler.au, was a serious political contender, until she was sent to prison for political incorrectness.

When not online in Milura, the members are often found having their traditional Asstralian past time of bashing Asian refugees.

Merge

As of this writing, we already merged with Trinity. Everyone is hoping for the best as we have new comrades in the game. Welcome to Risque guys! We hope you enjoyed the complimentary stuff we gave you on discord.

The Dramacrats and Risque's Ministry of Lol is estatic as this could mean that there is impending drama about to happen. Just here waiting for Kimozzi to start shit again.