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The Ganjas

  • Writer: Hoedmin
    Hoedmin
  • Jun 27, 2018
  • 3 min read

We at Milura have always been speculative of the origin of our fellow species, which is why we have been so interested in the Ganjas, a species of ape that seem to imitate human behavior in one way but were more biologically and mentally simian in another, prompting a lot of theories on how the ganjas, even though they were an obsolete form of primate and should have been extinct like Neanderthals, survived and therefore infesting Risque to this modern day.


The Ganja is a group of players that decided to put "Ganja" on their IGNs. Out of the many groups that sprouted in the server, they are the very first players to do it, making them the original. The ganjas' fame in the server peaked when they started killing everyone in faction map every night. They tormented everyone in faction and even showed no mercy to guildmates. This resulted to being hunted by a lot of players. Their original faction was the weak one, Golden Flame.

GanjaZinzin and some ranger.

What is Ganja?


Ganja (AKA: Marijuana, Cannabis, Pot, Kush, 420, Hash, Mary Jane or flush-that-the-police-are-at-the-door) was invented simultaneously by every religion's God at least 100 years ago in 1969 on the planet Mexico and legalized Last Thursday. It was invented in Colombia because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug.


At present, it is used by a wide variety of people, except rednecks (who prefer cheap beer, meth and dick sucking), Heath Ledger (who is dead), and old people (who are already way stoned on prescription meds). Because of the simultaneous existence of Snoop Dogg and Jerome (GanjaJe), many feared a shortage would arise, but thankfully, Mexico stepped up to the plate and increased production of 13 year old boys, who are known to grow weed in their closets (so their parents don't find out).


History


After the breakup of Vanguards guild, the cool members decided to join Risque and the retarded members? They went to WarLegion a.k.a MalaySinga 2.0. After some time under Risque, they noticed that the guild is all about dicks and anal secks and realized that they do not want to be associated with that. But since they'd rather stay than go to WarLegion, they came up with an idea to make a group but not separate from the guild which is genius.


With the free rename card, they decided to use it and put something that makes them similar with each other. It took days of brainstorming and premature ejaculations to settle with the name. They wanted it to be something that they all have in common, which lead them to their first name, "NoShower". However, that night, Bob Marley's spirit then appeared to NoShowerZinzin in her sleep. He says, in a ghostly undertone, "Just hit this shit mon". After hitting the "good shit" she then become one with the universe and after sharing her dream to her friends, they agreed to name themselves, Ganja. Their appointed leader is GanjaBabs.


Notable Members


- GanjaJe

- GanjaJo

- GanjaZinzin

- GanjaFruits

- GanjaTotnak

- GanjaBaDtZ

- GanjaTiu

- GanjaKing

- GanjaBabs



How To Smoke The Ganja


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Ever since Shakespeare's Othello featured a black man on crack, many European artisans have developed the art of making a joint. The steps involved are:


1. Tear a page of the Holy Bible, put it between your fingers, and fill it with lots of marijuana.

2. Put a rolled piece of cardboard on end of the paper.

3. Roll the paper (be careful not drop any drugs on the floor).

4. Smoke

5. Repeat


Legacy


With the group's popularity and rise to infamy , many decided to create their own groups like the Xiaos and the Kiras. However, unlike the ganjas, nobody gives a shit about them as they are just imitations.


 
 
 

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