The K-Pop Boys

A term used by Kweeny, the K-Pop boys is composed of players from South Korea who coincidentally are part of the strongest members of Risque. Unlike the Ganjas, the K-Pop Boys is not an official group, as it is only Kweeny who calls them that. This is because every time Kweeny makes re-runs for you idiots, she is often found to shout "WHERE ARE MY KOREAN BOYS?!" or "WHERE ARE MY KPOP BOYS?"

She uses the term K-Pop because Kweeny is a huge K-pop fan. If not online, she spends her time on the internet, viciously defending her surgically altered K-pop idols and repeatedly claim that K-pop is ZOMG totally not the same as that bland, overly-sexualized and corporate-owned American pop - with its talentless and forgettable artists who don't even write their own material.

It is safe to assume that they do not even know they are part of a group.

What is K-Pop?

All the bouncing is a waste of time when none of them have any tits

K-Pop is a term for Korean pop music. It is important to note that all K-pop sounds the same. This is because the music in South Korea, just like cellphones, cars, and souls, is treated as a commodity. Management groups owned by large conglomerates either have rights to an artist's soul or bundle up a random bunch of asians into a group like a McDonald's Value Meal. Groups are chosen based on looks alone. All members are taught how to dance and look sexy while lip-syncing their dubbed or auto-tuned lines. The companies decide what they sing, what they wear during concerts and photo shoots, how they act in public, and how much semen they must swallow from stock holders before their contract is renewed.

The music

The music is characterized by dance beats, synthesizers and impossibly upbeat vocals sung by 16 year-old girls or fags. The lyrics usually focuses on love and fashion with nationalist propaganda almost always present subliminally. It is listened to only by brainless 10 to 14 year-old loli rapebait and their stalkers. However, K-Pop is practically a religion to Kweeny who tend to idolize specific K-Pop groups such as Super Junior, which by the way, is not a boyband because a group with 13 singers is called a church choir. Right now, there is much anticipation over their new upcoming singles titled "HEIL★HEIL★HEIL♥HITLER-STYLE!" and "깜둥이가 다이 다이!".

The fans

Sold out concerts!!!!!!1111

K-pop fans (includes: Kweeny) are the musical equivalent of Peppa Pig's audience and will viciously defend their genre and fapping material to the death. They swarm online forums like a pack of socially-inept locusts, posting K-pop generals left and right in order to impress the hipsters lurking the boards with their "unique" tastes. The K-pop fandom is comprised mainly of: people who are actually Korean, ronery men with yellow fever, fat Twilight fangirls who drool over the hyper-faggy boy groups, and Filipinos who wish they looked more like the asian people in the music video rather than being the ugly asian bastard race.

In Crusaders of Light

Although they are called the K-Pop Boys, it does not mean that they sing and dance. Their only talent is to do dailies, raids and farm in-game and once in a while, have unprotected sex with a kimchi jar. They are the helpers in the guild who is always ready to carry your noob asses to Mad Laboratory raid.

How Kweeny sees them

They do not respond to anyone's cry for help. Only a selected few like Kweeny, Virex and Healia has their calling card. With that being said, Kweeny, Virex and Healia is the equivalent of corporate overlords.

Members

• Avenger

• Kimozzi

• Princeps

• HorseArcher

• Micaiah

• Watta

These guys don't play around though. They are server-first raiders and can take on anyone at any time.