War Against Japan

From America with love

On this day in 1945, Japan suffered an atomic attack from the Jewnited States of Americunt. Over a 3-day period, after they laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass and the world's biggest parking lots when Americunts turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms, shadows or slowly dying cancer monsters for their collective sin of fantasizing over baby fuck and lolis.

To commemorate the event, NetEase decided to eradicate the Japanese population in Milura. After a notice a month ago, the company turned the switch off on the Japan server.

The company never issued a statement on why they are nuking the Japan server. However, experts in online game politics suggests that it is because of the cruelty of the Japanese warriors throwing babies in the air to cut them in half with their katanas like Fruit Ninja.

The Defiant Ones

A month ago, as players get the notice about the planned destruction of the Japan server, the Japan-based players laughed it off, saying they can still play by using VPNs or proxies, taking the situation lightly as they know they can find a workaround to reach the Netase server.

Bitches don't know about my Norton

Back in China, NetEase arrogantly shut the idea off as even if Japan players use proxies, they won't be able to tap into their servers telling the IT staff, "Stupid ass, they can't connect to our server even if they use a proxy. WE GOT NORTON."

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

NetEase has NORTON.

D-Day

After NetEase officially obliterated the server, everyone thought it was finally over. As guild members quickly checked their comrades based in Japan, it seems that there were no survivors this time. However, after 40 minutes, the first survivor, Virex rose from the rubble. Guild medics quickly rushed towards his side as Virex, after 30 minutes of play time fell off the server again. Currently, the VPN is confirmed working but it logs him off after 30 minutes as he has to start the VPN again.

The orgy continues!

Currently, he is still looking for a better VPN so he could play normally.

Missing In Action

As of this writing, there are still no signs of life from the other guild members. If found, please contact Healia immediately.

• GanjaJo

• Ayumi

• ShyBoi

Emergency Guild Announcement: Due to their injuries, the guild is in dire need of semen. Please donate your semen to help revive the fallen members. Simply proceed to Healia's office for extraction. Thank you!